FIRST TOIL, THEN DIE

Saturday 3 February 2007

BIRDIAC UPDATE

This month , February, is the month of The Purple Bird of Misfortune.

















Those born under this sign
will not have a happy life.
Often plagued by illness,
poverty or misery before
a painful young death, the
birds of misfortune are the
unluckiest in the entire
birdiac. They will often try
to compensate for this
through binge drinking and
the formation of ill-advised
relationships. This will only
serve to compound their
suffering into absolute gloom.

Perfect Match: The purple
bird of misfortune does not
pair well with any sign.

Lucky day: The day the poor
soul finally ends its suffering.
Often by suicide or sometimes
euthanasia.

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